wash your goddamn dishes

on being slowly bled to death by people who expect you to like them anyway

Jan 12 • 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐚

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5

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i want to be held but make it ancient civilization

on walls, healing, and the audacity of thinking i was ready

Jan 8 • 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐚

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5

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your 'research' is just confirmation bias with extra steps

when you don't understand how systems work, every outcome looks like a plot

Jan 5 • 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐚

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December 2025

happy new year!

hope 2026 is a great one for you and your loved ones

Dec 31, 2025 • 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐚

2

on betrayal: when your brain becomes a crime scene investigator

2025 taught us all how to question reality. some of us got private lessons.

Dec 27, 2025 • 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐚

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if i take one more deep breath, i'll hyperventilate

on surviving 2025, one absurd catastrophe at a time

Dec 13, 2025 • 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐚

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May 2025

sex & wellness & emptiness: a crisis of connection

in the age of self-care, have we forgotten how to touch each other?

May 21, 2025 • 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐚

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3

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March 2025

on friendship: the science of chosen family

measuring loyalty, love, and boundaries in our self-selected tribes

Mar 7, 2025 • 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐚

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February 2025

when the fair is over

on knowing when it's time to leave

Feb 20, 2025 • 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐚

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7

your authenticity will cost you

on the price of being real in a world that charges admission 💸

Feb 11, 2025 • 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐚

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the art of political rebellion: finding your true north

because sometimes the bravest thing is asking "what if everything i believe is wrong?"

Feb 3, 2025 • 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐚

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3

January 2025

another haiku for someone that did not deserve it

when the loverboy in me comes out, why do i always get embarrassed?

Jan 31, 2025 • 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐚

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